January 1st, 2007: Adriana Lima

[slimjerky]

Adriana Francesca Lima (born June 12, 1981 in Salvador, Bahia, Brazil) is a Brazilian supermodel, best known for her work with Victoria's Secret.


Adriana Lima, commonly known as "the best face in the industry" and "the most in demand runway model in the world", rose to stardom out of less than glamorous conditions. Lima was discovered while shopping at a local mall at the age of 13. At the age of 15, she finished in first place in a Ford Supermodel of Brazil model search. Lima later followed with a second place finish in the 1996 Ford Supermodel of the World contest. Shortly after, Lima moved to New York City, and eventually moved on from Ford, signing with Elite Model Management. Her early career consisted mostly of fashion editorial work (with early appearances in international editions of Vogue and Marie Claire in 1997/1998), as well as runway work (Christian Lacroix, Valentino, and others). Lima's first big break came when she was featured in a Vassarette billboard in Times Square. Her print career followed, and like many other famous names (Claudia Schiffer, Laetitia Casta, Eva Herzigova), Lima became a GUESS? Girl in their 2000 Costanoa and has face campaign.

[longbowe]

I never give out 10s. :D

[plezercruz]

I do.

Pete (likes)

[raceboy]

I also NEVER give out 10's. I have yet to see woman that I can't find a flaw with. Keep in mind there is always someone better and hotter out there so giving one girl a 10 gives you no where to go!

Still, she is hot. I would give her an 8.9. What throws me off on her is her "elvish" look like a character out of Dark Crystal.

[Todd]

I don't mind elvish, but I think you're talking more gnomish. I hate gnomish.

[raceboy]

I don't mind elvish, but I think you're talking more gnomish. I hate gnomish.

Just the fact that you know the word is spelled "elvish" is kind of scary! She also has no hips and no ass. Maybe it's just the fact that she's too "boyish" that turns me off.

[plezercruz]

Them were gelflings, not gnomes or elves.

Pete (says "gelfling friend am I")

[plezercruz]

Also...I see "10" as being "top 10%." So I give out 10s a lot.

Pete (tips generously too)

[Todd]

Well I haven't seen Dark Crystal since I was in the 3rd grade!

And I know it's spelled "elvish" because I read the whole freakin' LotR and played Warcrafts II and III. :)

Speaking of that, this girl (http://ivandelalande.free.fr/images%20pour%20ogame/image%20warcraft%20III.jpg) is a 10. I don't care if she's purple.

[longbowe]

"Elvish" is the language, I thought. Whereas "elfish" is a Common adjective. Or do we want ot use "elfly" instead?

[slimjerky]

In D&D it's elven, but in Tolkein it's elvish. I've seen elvish and elfin in fantasy too.

[Todd]

Yeah I've seen it all kinds of ways. I just think it would be like "elf" and "elves." I think that might be called "vowel weakening."

[plezercruz]

Anybody who actually read the Tolkein books gets a silver star from me.

Pete (had to try 4 times to get past The Fellowship...so much unnecessary text...)

[longbowe]

So if I mated with this elf, would our kids be half-immortal with half-pointy ears?

[Del_X_B]

She gets an 8 from me because she is very pretty. But other than that she doesn't have too much going for her. Replace her face (or entire head) with an average looking face and she would be about a 6.

[Todd]

Holy crap, Del... You just rated and commented on every single post in this section!?

[WashUJon]

Del rules! :D

-Jon (approves of the support)

[Todd]

So if I mated with this elf, would our kids be half-immortal with half-pointy ears?

Short answer: Yes.

Long answer: No. I think only Lord of the Rings elves are immortal (at least unless they get killed!). I don't think it really says anywhere in the LotR books that they have pointy ears anyway!

[Del_X_B]

Holy crap, Del... You just rated and commented on every single post in this section!?

I sometimes take excessively long breaks from doing what I should be doing. Seemed like a worthwhile waste of time for the first one I commented on so I figured I might as well comment on all of them. :p

[Todd]

Hehe. Oh well it just surprised me because it turned the whole order upside down, and I thought I had some setting screwed up. :p

[Del_X_B]

Hehe. Oh well it just surprised me because it turned the whole order upside down, and I thought I had some setting screwed up. :p

I noticed that too after I had finished.

[plezercruz]

So if I mated with this elf, would our kids be half-immortal with half-pointy ears?If you mated with an elf, under dungeons and dragons rules, you'd produce a half elf. Elves live 700-1000 years, while half elves only live 150-200 years. And les, they'd have half-pointy ears, and weigh more than an elf and less than a human, on average.

Pete (dorks out seriously)

[Todd]

Are D&D elves little?

Um, and is the Dungeon Master one of em?

Todd (asks really bad questions considering what forum we're in)

[longbowe]

If you mated with an elf, under dungeons and dragons rules, you'd produce a half elf. Elves live 700-1000 years, while half elves only live 150-200 years. And les, they'd have half-pointy ears, and weigh more than an elf and less than a human, on average.

Pete (dorks out seriously)
:icon18: That's why you're cool, Pete! 8-)

[WashUJon]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d143/SkidsEXE/OGRE.jpg

And stop using the non-existent "icon" codings, Bruce. :p

:lol2: = : lol2 :

[plezercruz]

Are D&D elves little?

Um, and is the Dungeon Master one of em?

Todd (asks really bad questions considering what forum we're in)D&D elves are just shorter than humans but much skinnier. The men are about as big as human women and the women are much thinner than the Olsen twins.

Pete (thinks elves are anorexic)

[vo7848]

I was looking for a 12, but it wasn't there:(

[plezercruz]

I was looking for a 12, but it wasn't there:(:lol2:

Pete (approves)

[buzzardmountain]

Less talking and more pictures goobers!

As always, click pics. :)


Victoria's Secret Valentine2005

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[vo7848]

Less talking and more pictures goobers!

As always, click pics. :)


Victoria's Secret Valentine2005

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Wow! Simply Wow! I'd lock that woman up in my closet and never let her out, only to shower, eat, and sex of course...

[plezercruz]

You need Todd to fix that contrast for you on those first few pics.

Kudos to buzzardmountain for all those bonus babe pics.

Pete (is photoshop challenged)

[longbowe]

Bonus pix FTMFW!

[slimjerky]

You guys should post bonus pics. That livens this up a bit.