longbowe
07-12-2006, 02:06 AM
http://nycdrunkguy.blogspot.com/2006/07/numbers-game.html
Anyway, as I was sitting there watching these two ogle over each other, I couldn’t help but think that this was all fun and games until they had “the talk.” You know “the talk.” That awkward moment, usually after sex when you’re laying there and she asks “baby...how many women have you slept with?” BAM! There it is. And once it’s out there, there’s no going back.
Now admit it, you’re curious about the answer to that question too, but guys just avoid the situation completely. Let’s be honest, no good can come from asking it, so why bother? Nevertheless, if you’re seeing someone for any significant period of time, the question will eventually rear it’s ugly head. Now as a guy, there’s one major reason not to freak out when you hear how many dudes your girl has given the proverbial ride to: she’s lying. Seriously, I mean doesn’t everyone?
No worries though, I’ve developed a formula that will get you within a few dudes of your girl’s true number. The formula goes something like this:
Read the whole thing!
Anyway, as I was sitting there watching these two ogle over each other, I couldn’t help but think that this was all fun and games until they had “the talk.” You know “the talk.” That awkward moment, usually after sex when you’re laying there and she asks “baby...how many women have you slept with?” BAM! There it is. And once it’s out there, there’s no going back.
Now admit it, you’re curious about the answer to that question too, but guys just avoid the situation completely. Let’s be honest, no good can come from asking it, so why bother? Nevertheless, if you’re seeing someone for any significant period of time, the question will eventually rear it’s ugly head. Now as a guy, there’s one major reason not to freak out when you hear how many dudes your girl has given the proverbial ride to: she’s lying. Seriously, I mean doesn’t everyone?
No worries though, I’ve developed a formula that will get you within a few dudes of your girl’s true number. The formula goes something like this:
Read the whole thing!